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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Anyone quoting Bill Hicks,
Monty Python, The Simpsons, or Family Guy, will be beaten to death (that could be a much longer list, feel free to add to it). Linking to xkcd cartoons, that can go on there, too.

This doesn't need to be permanent, just until it gets back to a tolerable level.
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Worst. Post. Ever.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:18, closed)
I regret this already.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:30, closed)
Not as much as I do!
Look what I've unleashed...
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excellent

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:27, closed)
Ni!

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:28, closed)
Close the window! You're letting the stank out!

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:29, closed)
don't you oppress me!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:34, closed)
And they so "Oh Monster Munch! Why do you hate us so bad?!"

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:50, closed)
I like this.
A lot.

The worst words in the English language are "It's like that Simpsons episode where ..."
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:18, closed)
South Park is acceptable, though?

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:25, closed)
Only if it's still 1997.

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Go see fucking Madonna, you fucking idiot piece of shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:30, closed)
Don't forget Star Wars films
*runs for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:03, closed)
I was going to include that,
then realised that I'm quite wont to quote Star Wars!

It does belong on the list, though.
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SHUT THAT DOOR!
Am I doing it right?
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:00, closed)
As he's dropped off the pop-culture radar,
Larry Grayson is acceptable. As are Ted Rogers and Leslie Crowther, if you're so inclined.
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You mealy-mouthed crotch-pheasant!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:29, closed)

Shrubberies are overrated....
(MrHammerHands last checked the time on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 0:56, closed)

I find your post to be shallow and pedantic.
(OTT, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:04, closed)

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